Soh Dem Tull

Soh∙Dem∙Tull bin wae f’ lorng taim. Hi sey bak now en hi gut plenti f’ tull.

Hi go si his maet, Lambaes Dem, en dem tuu set orn ar ‘randah hawen wun cuppa.

“Bin es lorng taim sinse wi bin sti douwn short lettle, Soh. Whutta-wae yoos little sullun?”

“Dem gude. Heppy, I bin mess myse ilen hoem. Mine yoo, I bin learn quite plenty!”

“Es truu. Whuthen yu bin fin ouwt, Soh?”

“Waal, yu noe dem tu maen tecken o’er een dar Kownsel?”

“Dem bin ya wile yu bin gorn. Dem tull dem orl bowt luuken arfta ucklun.”

“Indeed, I nor thort dar es truu. Dem semmes dar lars wun. Cut frum d’ same clorth.”

“Whuthen yu torken bowt, Soh? Whuthen yu noe en I nort?”

“Waal, semmes a theng, I bin ya dem like-a play lorng f’ dem’s small ball, jess like hem.”

“Dunna tork en riddles myse maet.”

“Dem es golfen buddies!”

“Noe! Shoorly yu stolly! Dar kar bi whutta wae dem get dems jorb”

“Es truu ess da bible, so dem tull!”