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Hilli Restaurant and Cafe ... ph +67 23 24270

Thursday, December 27, 2018


Hours: Open 7 days a week for devonshire Teas from 10am . Lunch 12-2pm . Dinner from 6pm

Phone: + 6723 24270

The famous Hilli Restaurant is popular with both locals and visitors. Hilli offers a relaxed atmosphere with fine food and excellent service. Take in the natural wood interior or dine in the open tropical gardens. Make sure you don't miss the Hilli experience!!!

Situated next to Cyclorama on Queen Elizabeth Avenue, in front of the Pitcairn Settlers Village.


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Doctor's Permission

Thursday, December 27, 2018


I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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The Olive Cafe ... ph +67 23 24406

Thursday, December 20, 2018


Phone: + 6723 24406

The Olive Cafe is located in the Village & is one of the busiest cafes on the island.

Open 7 days from 6.30am - 3pm for breakfast, brunch, lunch, morning & afternoon teas.

Serving campos coffee, delicious meals, cakes, drinks and daily specials.


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It's Time

Thursday, December 20, 2018


Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'

'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'

'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.

She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

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Governors Cafe ... ph +67 23 24400

Thursday, December 13, 2018


Phone: + 6723 24400

Our Lounge Bar is located directly behind reception. Here you can relax in comfy chairs, surf the internet, sip on a cappuccino, grab a toasted sandwich as a snack and just relax.  Read a book from our library, play some cards or backgammon, enjoy happy hour - any hour. 

 

It's a lovely place to just chill out and look after all your needs during the day.  

 

Come on in and enjoy the atmosphere or take a seat on the verandah surrounded by gardens and even watch our local bee hive in action.  

 

Lounge Bar Café 9am – 5pm Mon – Sat and 10am – 3pm Sunday.



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The Lighter Side of Retirement.....Why I Like Retirement!

Thursday, December 13, 2018


Question: How many days in a week?

Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.


Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?

Answer: Tied shoes.

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Bailey's Restaurant ... ph +67 23 24400

Thursday, December 06, 2018


Phone: + 6723 24400

This beautifully restored house is the centrepiece at Governor's Lodge offering georgous surrounds, fine cuisine, Chef's specials and a dining experience to always remember.
 
What a perfect place to enjoy lunch floating on the original flagstone verandah.  Sip on a glass of wine or a cool beer while we look after your every need.  
 
Arrive and enjoy a pre-dinner cocktail in the bar area, relax and be shown to your table to select from the comprehensive a la carte menu and let your mouth water until the delights arrive, carefully placed by your smiling waiter.  
 
Open for breakfast 7 days 7.00am - 9.00am 

Restaurant 

Happy Hour -5pm- 6pm 

Dinner - 530pm – 8pm

Mon- Tues- Thurs- Friday –
Buffet Night - Sat.

Closed - Sun- Wed


 Bon Appettit!

Menu & Wine List

Bailey Restaurant Menu Bailey Restaurant Menu (357 KB)

               

Bailey Restaurant Wine List Bailey Restaurant Wine List (185 KB)



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68 and Pregnant

Thursday, December 06, 2018


A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.


An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then, the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.


"What the hell's wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"


The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said,


"Does she still have the hiccups?"

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