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25-Mar-2017 10:24 AM

Narta

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(NIFI HQ. Phone ringing)

Brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpp---GooodmorningNIFIMsMunnyfunnyspeeekinghowmayIheeelpyouuu…The Chief? OnemomentsirI’llputyouthruuuu…

(The Chief’s phone ringing)

Dweeedledweedle…dweedledweedle…dweedledwe---

Good morning, this is The Chief. The New York Police Department? Who’s speaking please? Lieutenant Bud Kreplutznik, 25th Precinct…how can NIFI help you Lieutenant …yes this is being recorded…you’ve got highly disturbing information…uh huh…I’m listening…really…two guys one broad…classified Aliens…Australian and New Zealand Passports…reside New Zealand and Norfolk Island…hmmm…claiming to be in New York on UN business eh…gosh, tell me more...today 02:27 am your time…yes…said trio riding Subway from Broadway to Park Avenue…ok…confronted by a half dozen muggers…my goodness…switchblades...wow...the two guys took cover under the train seats…hmmm…the broad met the bad guys with some badass moves…crikey…took out four of the scumbags in seconds…jeepers…the other perps split…whew…NYPD Transit Bureau Patrol happened on to the scene…thank heavens…rescued the muggers…they were lucky…arriving NYC Paramedics shocked by the scale of violence…yes, the gal’s known for her no nonsense approach…injured muggers rushed to Lincoln Hospital…poor fools…lacerations and broken bones…ouch…the three Aliens taken to Precinct Station…oh really…questioned and released…oh no…”self-defence”…drat…NYPD squad car took the trio back to the Ritz–Carlton…darn…um…well…can’t be helped…anyway…thank you…I think…good of you to call, Lieutenant…cheers…bye bye now. 

(Ms Munnyfunny’s phone ringing)

Brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpp---

GooodmorningNIFIMsMunnyfunnyspeeekinghowmayIheeelpyouuu…hello Chief…yes…migraine coming on…you’re going home for a good lie down…ok Chief (click).

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