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18-Mar-2017 07:27 PM

Narta

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(NIFI HQ. Phone ringing)

Brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpp---GoodmorningNIFIMsMunnyfunnyspeeekinghowmayIheeelpyouuu…The Chief? OnemomentsirI’llputyouthruuuu…

(The Chief’s phone ringing)

Dweeedledweedle…dweedledweedle…dweedledwe---

Good morning, this is The Chief. Hi TSS. You're not TSS? Gee, you sound just like him. Ok, who’s speaking please? Oh. You’d rather not say…yes this is being recorded…you’ve got highly disturbing information…uh huh…I’m listening…really…case for the UN eh…verifiable reports of selective ethnic cleansing…gosh, tell me more...uniformed paramilitary group…my goodness…highly trained and brutally efficient...wow...undeniably backed by fascist invaders…heavens above …ravaging the foothills of Mt Pitt and Mt Bates…you don’t say…violent raids on private homes…jeepers…rounding up adolescents…egad…ruthlessly tearing them from the bosom of loving family…shocking…to be held in concentration cages on an isolated, waterless gulag isle…crikey…state sponsored ”re-education” program…whew…evil bloodless genocide stolen generation plot to destroy culture and heritage…omg…those kids never to know how it was in the golden era before the 2016 invasion…no, can’t have that…request to UN for international police force to immediately intervene and stop the carnage…yes, we’ll see to it as a priority matter…thank you for letting us know…please, don’t hesitate to call if you get any more er, fascinating information…again, we can’t thank you enough…cheers…bye bye now.  

(Ms Munnyfunny’s phone ringing)

Brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpppbrrrppp…brrrpp---

GoodmorningNIFIMsMunnyfunnyspeeekinghowmayIheeelpyouuu…oh, hi Chief…yes…if that nutter calls again…yes…tell him you’re in a meeting…certainly Chief (click).

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