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14-Dec-2016 10:14 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

It’s Monday.

Legendary NIFI Officers C-K, TSS* and Pk are at their deep cover NI Met Station day job desks.

That any of them know the difference between Degrees Centigrade, Ambient Temperature and Delta-T means…um…nothing. The murky struggle for NI hearts and minds demands all sides practice many desperate intrigues. The ghastly spin being generated follows no civilised morals or ethics.

Under the Station, in the secret NIFI Command and Control (NIFICaC) bunker, the NIFI Wranglers** are monitoring…er…nothing.

Over the last few months, NIFI Agents*** assigned to covert surveillance utilising the high-tech devices installed at NIPD HQ, the Council of Elders HQ, the Tent Embassy compound, and The Planters Club have not intercepted as much as a crackle of dem tull. Or anything else, really; apart from the comforting gurgle of nice cups of tea being poured at the HQ’s and Embassy. And the Planters Club Sports Bar’s usual opening hours barrage of riotous social exuberance – the tink of ice cubes in glasses of spirituous liquor; the fsst of cold beers being opened; the uncorking of bottles of fine wine and chilled champagne; raucous laughter; delightfully sleazy Dixieland Jazz; wild and crazy jitterbugging; snatches of irreverent conversation and ribald song; down-‘n-dirty honky-tonk piano; billiard balls clacking; skinny-dippers splashing and shrieking in the swimming pool; slap and tickle noises from behind the hibiscus hedges; burnouts in the carpark; the whack of fists on flesh (and associated yelps) every now and again, and much, much more…

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15-Dec-2016 11:14 AM

Narta

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The massive video screens mounted around the bunker walls had not displayed any covertly collected CCTV, drone or satellite footage even hinting at revanchist subterfuge developing at the aforementioned HQ’s and Embassy. Not one damning frame. Zip. Zero. Nothing.

No sleek black cars were collecting or delivering faux VIPs; no despatch van drivers and motorcycle couriers were delivering or collecting faux diplomatic pouches; no Security Detail troupes of ukulele packing, Hawaiian shirted, Hula skirtedVYfNIF (Volunteer Youth for NI Freedom) were plunking and swaying underautochthonouspine trees. No brainstorm brilliance was being dashed betweenehemalige Hohepriesterandjugendliche Akolytenat theGirl Guide Hall and the Parish Centre. Whiteboards once used for the fabrication and recording of spiritual decrees (of immense significance to tithe and zakat payers worldwide) now stood forlorn; silently gathering dust, fly spots, and cobwebs.

Nothing was happening.

Nothing.

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15-Dec-2016 11:15 AM

Narta

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And upstairs, it’s another glorious NI morning.

A warm, whisper soft, beautifully earth and ocean scented breeze wafts lazily through the Met Station’s wide flung windows.

In the pristine rain forest surrounding the Station, brightly plumed birds flit from branch to shady branch, trilling enchantingly. Spring’s foals, calves and lambs frolic joyfully in verdant meadows. Clear-running streams murmur their way through sylvan glades to languid bays bordered by sun drenched beaches, there meeting the inviting, refreshingly cool, glass-calm turquoise sea. Island wide, the drowsy hum of summer pervades the bucolic mid-morning air.

As if in a dream, C-K is staring out the open window. SEEK is flickering on his computer screen. He has a very nice, hot cup of Masala Seven Spices Chai before him. He takes a sip, then puts the cup down.

Crooking his elbows on the desk, he cups his chin in his hands, and breathes a long, plaintive sigh…

At an adjoining desk, TSS ceases Tweeting NIPD HQ, lays aside the iPad Pro, takes a sip of Fair Trade Sumatra Ecuador Yemeni Highlands Blend Iced Nitro Coffee, puts the frosty glass down, and, as if in a dream, stares out the open window; then, chin cradled in cupped hands, breathes a long, plaintive sigh…

At the next desk, Pk clicks and closes Pauline Hanson’s Please Explain Facebook page. He takes a sip of hissoy bean vanilla mocha half decaf triple shotskinny latte, then puts the glass down.

Staring out the open window as if in a dream, he crooks his elbows on the desk, cups his chin in his hands, and breathes a long, plaintive sigh…

The door into the office from the corridor is open. The Chief floats in. He’s chewing. In his hand is a half-eaten smashed avocado with Pink Himalayan salt and Szechuan Organic pepper on Seven Grains and Quinoa bread toasted sandwich. He stands behind C-K, TSS and Pk’s desks. Staring out the open windows as if in a dream, he slowly munches the toasty down. He brushes crumbs off his fingers. Thrusts his hands into his trouser pockets. He continues staring out the window, and breathes a long, plaintive sigh…


(*TSS: The Socratic Signifier)

(**: Wranglers –radio signal analysts and cryptographers).

(***: Agents:external and free-lance personnel)

Acknowledgement of and a profound apology to Will Shakespeare (The Tempest), and John Le Carre.

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17-Dec-2016 02:43 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

Hi,

Anyone dropping in to have a read of the NIFI silliness might be interested in this:

http://www.trend4trade.com/frega_bank.html

WTF!!!???

Cheers,

Narta / Rob Burns / Pk

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17-Dec-2016 06:29 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

http://www.trend4trade.com/frega_bank_updated.htmlhev
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17-Dec-2016 08:42 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

Have a look at the PDF in link 2 - Filing History

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10323211

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10323211/filing-history

https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/10323211/officers

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18-Dec-2016 06:53 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

https://www.endole.co.uk/company/10236312/norfolk-island-people-and-assets-limited

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18-Dec-2016 10:14 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

www.trend4trade.com/syndicates.html

RealP2P is a partnership venture with Fundrazr and it follows that should we are well positioned, subject to proof of concept, to present a case for Fundrazr to leverage their existing ‘Causes’ to take advantage of the linking structure that RealStew offers.

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19-Dec-2016 08:44 AM

Narta

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http://www.trend4trade.com/norfolk_island_project.html
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19-Dec-2016 10:49 AM

Captain Cook

Posts: 43

What the F*CK!!! Narta, this really needs it's own new topic created. People may not scroll back down through the original story. 

What an absolute crock of shit this RealStew is. Its a pyramid scheme and a scam. They bailed out of NZ and decamped to the UK leaving people out of pocket to the tune of thousands of dollars - a google search will reveal links to online tech forums and disgruntled former associates. 


And we now have a company set up in the UK, with the directors being Andre and Albert, named Norfolk Island People and Assets. So who are the main beneficiaries? They are both 25% shareholders.  If you click on enough of the links, you'll see the other director - Patrick Delaney, has been a director of numerus companies with variations on RealStew that have since been dissolved. This company has a bank balance of GBP2500. 


This is shonky finance with shonky websites that has been making shonky promises to people since 2009. In a fast paced tech environment, it does not take 7 years to get your portal up and running. 


They will be getting NONE of my money. What an absolute scam and the people involved should hang their heads in shame at taking advantage of the vulnerable or desperate people on this Island. 

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19-Dec-2016 04:53 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

Hi Captain!

I don't think there's any need for a new Topic. NI Dem Tull generally (but not necessarily accurately) gets the word out quicker than Fundrazr donations can end up who-knows-where.

I have it on good authority that this astounding A1 / A2 adventure will justify NIFI winning a substantial budget increase; so you, me The Chief and TSS are gonna be very busy in 2017!

Best of The Season, colleagues :-)

Cheers,

Narta / Rob Burns / Pk 

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06-Jan-2017 09:06 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

THERE, BUT FOR THE GRACE OF…

Yorlye,

Further to information recently provided.

In the wildly unlikely event that reactionaries achieve the liberation of NI, and establish their Greater South Pacific Co-Prosperity Sphere*, which will have NI (being the Frega Bank Centre of the Universe) take economic control of every busted arse island state in the South Pacific – have a listen to this precedential tale of woe:

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/earshot/the-secret-history-of-nauru/7475410

Open the link and click on “Download audio”.

Happy New YearJ

Narta / Rob Burns

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_East_Asia_Co-Prosperity_Sphere

A tip of the hat to Imperial Japan approx. 1930 – 1945

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07-Feb-2017 04:29 PM

Narta

Posts: 285

By RealStew spokesperson
Steve Smith
· 28 January at 18:59 ·

"I'm so excited. 1st Feb will see the hugely anticipated launch of the first iteration of Frega .... "Freedom Global Abundance Bank"

Today is the 7th February, 2017.

So far, there's no indication that the first iteration of Frega Bank has been launched. 

 

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